Автомобильные Аббравиатуры

[Calgary_Boy]

ALFA: Aging Latin Fuckwit's Ambulance. Thanks Anthony
ASTON MARTIN: A Silly Toy Of Neurotic Middle Aged Rich Toffs Investing Needlessly

AUDI: Another Useless Deutsche Invention
BMW: Bought My Wife; Brings Me Women; Big Money Waster; Broke My Wallet; Babe Magnet Wannabe
CADILLAC: Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
CHRYSLER: Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere.
FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily;
GMC: Greatest Made Chevy
HONDA: Had One Never Did Again
HYUNDAI: Hang Your UNDerwear Anywhere Inside
JAGUAR: Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop
JEEP: Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
KIA: Kills Innocent Americans
MAZDA: Made After Zero Design Analysis
MERCEDES: Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales
MINI: Moron Inside Notably Insane
MITSUBISHI: Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete; and another - Motor Is Tough, Sounds Unbelievably Bad, Intimidates Slow Hondas Incessantly
NISSAN: Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now
PLYMOUTH: Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood!
PONTIAC: Poor Old Nigger Think It's A Cadillac
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoilt Children Having Everything
SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
SAAB: Still Ain't A Beamer
SUV: Selfish Useless Vehicles, Stupid Ugly & Vain
SUZUKI: Space Usually Zero Unless Kids Inside
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object; Very Old Lazy Vehicle Owner
VW: Very Weird; Virtually Worthless.
VOLKSWAGEN: Vehicle Owners - Losers Knowingly Suffering With All German Engineered Nonsense
TOYOTA: The One You Ought To Avoid, They Overcharge You On Their Accessories, and Take Off Your Oversized Tires Asshole

[Ron]

А где знаменитый ФИАТ?
FIAT: 'Fix it again,Tony"